DISCLAIMER AND LIABILITY WAIVER
We want you to be your healthiest, but we’re not doctors. You should always consult your doctor before making any changes to your health regime.
By using Metamenu LLC products or services, you acknowledge that you are doing so at your own risk, and have consulted with your doctor or other health professional about your diet change.
We do not claim our products, or services will alleviate, heal or cure any health condition or symptom. No product or service Metamenu LLC offers is meant to diagnose, treat, prevent or cure any medical condition. The statements made by Metamenu LLC on this website and products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and the results reported, if any, may not necessarily occur in all individuals.
All products should be used strictly in accordance with their instructions, precautions and guidelines. You should always check the ingredients of products to avoid potential allergic reactions. Use of the Sites is not meant to serve as a substitute for professional medical advice: these Sites are solely online stores for specialty products.
Our kitchen facilities process and regularly use wheat, soy, dairy, eggs, peanuts and tree nuts. We do our best to accommodate allergies, but do not provide a product for people with medically-necessitated diets or severe allergies.
It’s important to put your Metabrews in the refrigerator when you receive them. By purchasing Metabrew, you agree to properly and promptly refrigerate all Metabrews until you plan to consume them. Since our brews are fresh (and preservative-free, chemical-free, etc.), they will go bad if not properly taken care of.
If any minor uses any goods or product from Metamenu LLC., it should be only after the legal or parental guardian has discussed the product with the minor's doctor.
All material and information presented by Metamenu LLC is intended to be used for personal educational or informational purposes only. Your physician or health care practitioner should address any and all medical questions, concerns and decisions regarding the possible treatment of any medical condition. Metamenu LLC does not give or intend to give any answers to medical related questions and these sites do not replace any medical professional or medical resource. Metamenu LLC does not represent itself as a physician nor is this implied. No prescription medications or medical treatments are intentionally provided on the Sites. IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION, CALL 911 OR YOUR PHYSICIAN IMMEDIATELY.
TERMS & CONDITIONS
Last Updated: November 2015
All design, text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio and video clips, the selection and arrangement thereof, and all software on the Sites is Copyright © 2015 Metamenu LLC, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The compilation (meaning the collection, arrangement and assembly) of all content on the Sites is the exclusive property of Metamenu LLC and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. All software used on the Sites is the property of Metamenu LLC or its software suppliers and is protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. Permission is granted to electronically copy and to print in hard copy portions of the Sites for the sole purpose of placing an order with Metamenu LLC, using the Interactive Services or using the Sites as a shopping resource. Any other use of materials on the Sites--including reproduction for purposes other than those permitted above, modification, distribution, republishing, republishing on third party sites, transmission, display or performance--without the prior written permission of Metamenu LLC is strictly prohibited.
All prices displayed on the Sites are quoted in U.S. Dollars and are valid and effective only in the U.S..
Reference to any products, services, processes or other information by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, supplier or otherwise does not constitute or imply endorsement, sponsorship or recommendation thereof by Metamenu LLC.
While Metamenu LLC has tried to accurately display the colors of products, the actual colors you see will depend on your monitor and may not be accurate.
PAYING BY CREDIT CARD
For your convenience, when you place your first order, we will save your credit or debit card information. You will have the option to use it for all future shipments and charges. We accept the following credit cards at this time: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, and JCB.
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CONTENT
You are solely responsible for all content that you upload, post, email or otherwise transmit via or to the Sites, through our Interactive Services or otherwise, including the submission of product ratings and reviews and all other data, profile information, documents, text, software, applications, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages, ratings, forum postings, comments, questions, answers or other materials (collectively, "Content").
YOUR USE OF CONTENT ON THE SITES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
Metamenu LLC provides the Sites and the Interactive Services and all other applications and services on the Sites as a forum only. Metamenu LLC is not liable for any statements, representations, or content provided by its users in any public forum on the Sites or any Third Party Site, including without limitation through the Interactive Services. Any Content, if displayed, is displayed for entertainment and informational purposes only. More generally, Content posted via or on the Sites or any Third Party Site, including through the Interactive Services, is not controlled by us. Metamenu LLC cannot guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. You understand that by using the Interactive Services, you may be exposed to Content that may be offensive, indecent or objectionable and Metamenu LLC shall not be liable for any such Content and that the risk of harm or damage from the foregoing rests entirely with you. Under no circumstances will Metamenu LLC be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, (i) any errors or omissions in any Content, or (ii) any loss or damage (including, without limitation, personal injury or property damage) of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed or otherwise transmitted via or to the Sites or through the Interactive Services.
You agree not to circumvent, disable or otherwise interfere with security-related features of the Site or features that prevent or restrict use of any Content or enforce limitations on use of the Site or the Content therein. You may not interfere with or disrupt the Sites, or servers or networks connected to the Sites, or disobey any requirements, procedures, policies or regulations of networks connected to the Sites, including by using any device, software or routine to bypass robot exclusion headers. Metamenu LLC reserves all rights not expressly granted in and to the Content. When using the Interactive Services, you may not disrupt the normal flow of dialogue, cause a screen to "scroll" faster than other users are able to type, or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other users' ability to engage in real time exchanges.
YOUR CONTENT SUBMISSIONS
GUIDELINES FOR INTERACTIVE SERVICES
You may not use our Interactive Services to impersonate any person or entity, including, without limitation, any Metamenu LLC official, forum leader, guide or host, or to falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity. You may not use the Interactive Services to collect or store personal data about other users.
THIRD PARTY CONTENT AND THIRD PARTY SITES
Metamenu LLC may provide content of third parties ("Third Party Content") or links to Third Party Sites as a service to those interested in this information. Metamenu LLC does not monitor, approve or have any control over any Third Party Content or the Third Party Sites and the inclusion of links to Third Party Content or Third Party Sites does not imply any association or relationship between Metamenu LLC and such third party. We do not guarantee, endorse or adopt the accuracy or completeness of any Third Party Content or any Third Party Site. Metamenu LLC is not responsible for updating or reviewing Third Party Content or Third Party Sites. You use Third Party Content and Third Party Sites at your own risk. Third Party Content, including comments from third party users submitted to Metamenu LLC through the Interactive Services, do not necessarily reflect the views of Metamenu LLC.
If you access the Sites via your mobile device (through an iPhone application, for example), we do not currently charge for this access. Please be aware that your carrier's normal rates and fees, such as text messaging fees or data charges, will still apply.
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METAMENU LLC MEMBERSHIPS
PLEASE READ THIS MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT CAREFULLY
REGISTRATION AND MEMBERSHIP
NO PURCHASE COMMITMENT
As a Metamenu LLC Member, you will be the first to receive new product information. There is no monthly commitment to be a member - you may cancel your membership at any time.
As a registered user of www.themetabrew.com, you agree to receive emails promoting any special offer(s), including third party offers.
As a member of Metamenu LLC weekly Subscription, you agree to receive emails, newsletters and other communications announcing your weekly package and promoting any special offer(s), including third party offers.
As a member, we will notify you of your upcoming weekly package by email. If you do not respond, cancel before charge or change any information from your moonclerk and our subscription email sent during your trial period during the order window, we will send you your orders and you forfeit your ability to cancel or request a refund.
PAYING BY CREDIT CARD
For your convenience, when you place your first order and become an official member, we will save your credit or debit card information and use it for all future shipments and charges which will automatically be charged to your saved card every monday of the week unless you notify us. If your payment is unsuccessful, we will continue to attempt to process payment for your weekly package at our discretion. We accept the following credit cards at this time: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, and JCB. For your convenience and continuous membership benefits as a client, if your payment method reaches its expiration date and you do not edit your credit card information or cancel your account, you authorize us to continue billing that credit card on file including extending the expiration date until we are notified by you or the credit card company that the account is no longer valid. We encourage you to constantly update your payment method information or cancel your account should you wish to discontinue your membership with us.
Delivery any products ordered through the Site or in connection with your membership are subject to the Metamenu LLC Delivery Policy.
Replacement of products for shipped merchandise claimed as not received are subject to our investigation. We will adjust your account at our discretion. Repeated claims of undelivered merchandise may result in the cancellation of your membership.
RISK OF LOSS
The risk of loss and title for items purchased by you pass to you upon Metamenu LLC delivery of the items to the carrier pursuant to the Metamenu LLC Delivery Policy.
Metamenu LLC has a presence in New York, therefore all orders shipped to this state will be charged sales tax.
This Site may be accessed from countries other than the United States. This Site may contain products or references to products that are not available outside of the United States. Any such references do not imply that such products will be made available outside the United States. If you access and use this Site outside the United States you are responsible for complying with your local laws and regulations.
We will do everything to make your membership as satisfying as possible. However, you are free to cancel your membership any time by email or by calling customer service. You must cancel your membership by 4pm EST the Friday before the Monday you will be charged to avoid being charged for the next week’s shipment. If you have any questions please email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
We may terminate your membership, without notice, for conduct we believe violates this Agreement or our policies, is harmful to other Members or our business interests, or for an inactive account.
By continuing your membership, you accept and agree to the terms of this Membership Agreement and any changes made by us to it once we notify you of these changes. If you do not wish to be bound by this Agreement, please see above for how to cancel your membership. Your edits or changes to either the online or offline versions of this Agreement or a membership offer will not be effective, regardless of form.
METAMENU LLC IS PROVIDING THE SITES, THEIR CONTENTS AND THE INTERACTIVE SERVICES ON AN "AS-IS" BASIS AND MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, WITH RESPECT TO THE OPERATION OF THE SITES OR INTERACTIVE SERVICES, THE INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS OR PRODUCTS, INCLUDED ON THE SITES OR AS PART OF THE INTERACTIVE SERVICES. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, METAMENU LLC DISCLAIMS ALL SUCH REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES, INCLUDING FOR EXAMPLE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN ADDITION, METAMENU LLC DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE INFORMATION ACCESSIBLE VIA THE SITES OR THE INTERACTIVE SERVICES IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE OR CURRENT. PRICE AND AVAILABILITY INFORMATION IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.
METAMENU LLC WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OF THE SITES OR THE INTERACTIVE SERVICES. THIS IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY THAT APPLIES TO ALL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, LOSS OF DATA, INCOME OR PROFIT, LOSS OF OR DAMAGE TO PROPERTY AND CLAIMS OF THIRD PARTIES.
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FRAUD AND PROTECTION PROGRAM
As part of our order processing procedures, we screen all received orders for fraud or other types of unauthorized or illegal activity. We reserve the right to refuse to process an order due to suspected fraud or unauthorized or illegal activity. If such is the case, we may reject your order or our Customer Service department may call you at the phone number or email address you provided to confirm your order. We also reserve the right to cancel any accounts or refuse to delivery to certain addresses due to suspected fraud or unauthorized or illegal activity. We take these measures to protect our customers as well as ourselves from fraud or other unauthorized or illegal activity.
TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAWS, YOU AND METAMENU LLC AGREE THAT ANY CAUSE OF ACTION ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THE SITES AND THE INTERACTIVE SERVICES MUST COMMENCE WITHIN ONE (1) YEAR AFTER THE CAUSE OF ACTION ACCRUES. OTHERWISE, SUCH CAUSE OF ACTION IS PERMANENTLY BARRED.